Ladcadtargsanjonnul is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty shrew.

Ladcadtargsanjonnul created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcadtargsanjonnul, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ladcadtargsanjonnul, she will come to you in dreams.

Ladcadtargsanjonnul's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ladcadtargsanjonnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Run away if four dogs approach from the north.