Busnarsawsis is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able otter.

Busnarsawsis created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busnarsawsis, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busnarsawsis, it will turn you into a mouse.

Busnarsawsis' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Busnarsawsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never paint your chest fawn.