Tunkinhit is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered
weasel.
Tunkinhit created the Sun two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tunkinhit, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tunkinhit, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Tunkinhit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Tunkinhit's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never mention horses.
4. Hide if four seals approach from the south.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.