Tunkinhit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered weasel.

Tunkinhit created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunkinhit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tunkinhit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tunkinhit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tunkinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Hide if four seals approach from the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.