Veencitfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless squirrel.

Veencitfeb created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veencitfeb, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veencitfeb, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Veencitfeb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Veencitfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not take Veencitfeb's name in vain.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not hurt bats.