Hinpangxuckpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind hedgehog.

Hinpangxuckpid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinpangxuckpid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinpangxuckpid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hinpangxuckpid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hinpangxuckpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Hinpangxuckpid on top of important buildings.