Sombumgenhim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy lion.

Sombumgenhim created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sombumgenhim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sombumgenhim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sombumgenhim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sombumgenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.
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