Fobdumdimxen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating clam.

Fobdumdimxen created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobdumdimxen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fobdumdimxen, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fobdumdimxen's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fobdumdimxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide from blue badgers for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Fobdumdimxen's priests.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.