Hubxinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ruthless shrew.

Hubxinflag created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubxinflag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubxinflag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hubxinflag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hubxinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Hubxinflag on top of important buildings.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not eat onions.