Meghudwee Stiprutvog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying
raccoon.
Meghudwee Stiprutvog created Africa two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Meghudwee Stiprutvog, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Meghudwee Stiprutvog, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Meghudwee Stiprutvog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Meghudwee Stiprutvog's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Erect five silver sculptures of Meghudwee Stiprutvog on top of important buildings.
5. Never think about comets.