Kapbogsit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring crocodile.

Kapbogsit created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbogsit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kapbogsit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kapbogsit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kapbogsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kapbogsit.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always look after injured mice.
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