Nurbamflampak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, capable toad.

Nurbamflampak created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurbamflampak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurbamflampak, she will turn you into a tree.

Nurbamflampak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nurbamflampak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide if nine foxes approach from the east.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurbamflampak.