Kenarfomt Tandubcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful capybara.

Kenarfomt Tandubcuss created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenarfomt Tandubcuss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kenarfomt Tandubcuss, she will torture you forever.

Kenarfomt Tandubcuss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kenarfomt Tandubcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kenarfomt Tandubcuss on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the north.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.