Titrowbug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind bee.

Titrowbug created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Titrowbug, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Titrowbug, it will turn you into a plant.

Titrowbug's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Titrowbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Titrowbug loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.