Kimlenbog is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
sheep.
Kimlenbog created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimlenbog, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kimlenbog, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Kimlenbog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Kimlenbog's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimlenbog.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. You must pray to Kimlenbog three times a day.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.