Kimlenbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring sheep.

Kimlenbog created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimlenbog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kimlenbog, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kimlenbog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kimlenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimlenbog.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must pray to Kimlenbog three times a day.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.