Cibarptar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent shark.

Cibarptar created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibarptar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibarptar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cibarptar's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cibarptar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cibarptar.

2. You must pray to Cibarptar six times a day.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Fast once a month.