Targbegfodruttagliklop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless lobster.

Targbegfodruttagliklop created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Targbegfodruttagliklop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targbegfodruttagliklop, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Targbegfodruttagliklop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Targbegfodruttagliklop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the north.