Logfutgun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody rhinoceros.

Logfutgun created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Logfutgun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logfutgun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Logfutgun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Logfutgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Never paint your legs orange.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.