Flykarfod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable parrot.

Flykarfod created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flykarfod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flykarfod, he will not care at all.

Flykarfod's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flykarfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Flykarfod's priests.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Flykarfod must be the most important thing in your life.