Midtungam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered hyena.

Midtungam created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Midtungam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Midtungam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Midtungam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Midtungam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Worship no other gods but Midtungam.

5. Never eat bark.