Viltailhom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unfair scorpion.

Viltailhom created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Viltailhom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Viltailhom, she will destroy your home planet.

Viltailhom's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Viltailhom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear shirts.