Dussyampas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless whale.

Dussyampas created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dussyampas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dussyampas, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dussyampas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dussyampas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dussyampas on top of all buildings.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Dussyampas must be the most important thing in your life.