Satwodflanrilquammilvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless newt.

Satwodflanrilquammilvig created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satwodflanrilquammilvig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Satwodflanrilquammilvig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Satwodflanrilquammilvig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Satwodflanrilquammilvig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Satwodflanrilquammilvig.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Satwodflanrilquammilvig must be the most important thing in your life.