Tonfatyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, kind manatee.

Tonfatyam created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonfatyam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonfatyam, she will curse you with boils.

Tonfatyam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tonfatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Tonfatyam loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Worship no other gods but Tonfatyam.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.