Zigyokbass is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak whale.

Zigyokbass created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigyokbass, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zigyokbass, she will destroy your home planet.

Zigyokbass' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zigyokbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away from black dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zigyokbass.