Flyrowbad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy horse.

Flyrowbad created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flyrowbad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flyrowbad, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flyrowbad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flyrowbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Never wear gray stockings.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.