Litloopben is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented tortoise.

Litloopben created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Litloopben, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litloopben, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Litloopben's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Litloopben's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Litloopben on top of all buildings.

2. Litloopben loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. You must pray to Litloopben three times a day.