Sidhubbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent snail.

Sidhubbog created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidhubbog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidhubbog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sidhubbog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sidhubbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sidhubbog.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if seven gulls approach from the west.