Stafjadont Hatnutdiss Gilhivrot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive walrus.

Stafjadont Hatnutdiss Gilhivrot created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stafjadont Hatnutdiss Gilhivrot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stafjadont Hatnutdiss Gilhivrot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Stafjadont Hatnutdiss Gilhivrot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stafjadont Hatnutdiss Gilhivrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Worship no other gods but Stafjadont Hatnutdiss Gilhivrot.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not hurt manatees.