Rutbogkop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving warg.

Rutbogkop created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbogkop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutbogkop, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rutbogkop's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rutbogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. You must never eat limes.