Flowpodnak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering giraffe.

Flowpodnak created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpodnak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flowpodnak, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flowpodnak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flowpodnak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Do not take Flowpodnak's name in vain.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Flowpodnak.