Citzenken is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy newt.

Citzenken created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citzenken, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citzenken, he will turn you into a mouse.

Citzenken's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Citzenken's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.