Gebbimmeg Bastflaptipnilcapgab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable wyvern.

Gebbimmeg Bastflaptipnilcapgab created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbimmeg Bastflaptipnilcapgab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebbimmeg Bastflaptipnilcapgab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gebbimmeg Bastflaptipnilcapgab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gebbimmeg Bastflaptipnilcapgab's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gebbimmeg Bastflaptipnilcapgab.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help porpoises.