Minyarl Kippidmin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain newt.

Minyarl Kippidmin created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minyarl Kippidmin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Minyarl Kippidmin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Minyarl Kippidmin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Minyarl Kippidmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not skip in public.