Padsit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous unicorn.

Padsit created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Padsit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Padsit, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Padsit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Padsit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear green shoes.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.