Metvidbisslibkimcub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating human.

Metvidbisslibkimcub created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metvidbisslibkimcub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Metvidbisslibkimcub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Metvidbisslibkimcub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Metvidbisslibkimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.