Metvidbisslibkimcub is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, irritating
human.
Metvidbisslibkimcub created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Metvidbisslibkimcub, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Metvidbisslibkimcub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Metvidbisslibkimcub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Metvidbisslibkimcub's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Do not eat tomatoes.