Wonwipdan Bamweging is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured
mouse.
Wonwipdan Bamweging created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Wonwipdan Bamweging, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wonwipdan Bamweging, she will be very unhappy.
Wonwipdan Bamweging's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Wonwipdan Bamweging's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonwipdan Bamweging.
3. Never eat bark.
4. You must pray to Wonwipdan Bamweging nine times a day.
5. Do not stand on grass.