Janrullsit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish troll.

Janrullsit created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janrullsit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Janrullsit, she will send minions to preach to you.

Janrullsit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Janrullsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never bounce near badgers.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.