Vagcetflag is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy
crocodile.
Vagcetflag created the universe four years ago.
If you believe in
Vagcetflag, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vagcetflag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Vagcetflag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Vagcetflag's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
2. Never sing near grasshopers.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Vagcetflag must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not wear tin on your body.