Vagcetflag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy crocodile.

Vagcetflag created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Vagcetflag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vagcetflag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vagcetflag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vagcetflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never sing near grasshopers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Vagcetflag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.