Gofrawarm is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent lobster.

Gofrawarm created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofrawarm, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gofrawarm, it will turn you into a rat.

Gofrawarm's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gofrawarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never write about gravity.