Gofrawarm is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, competent
lobster.
Gofrawarm created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gofrawarm, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gofrawarm, it will turn you into a rat.
Gofrawarm's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Gofrawarm's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Always help sick turtles.
4. Do not dye your hair fawn.
5. Never write about gravity.