Zimvadyik is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic
gnu.
Zimvadyik created tapeworms four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zimvadyik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Zimvadyik, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Zimvadyik's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Zimvadyik's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.
3. Always help sheep in need.
4. Do not kill birds.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.