Higxencim is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, moody
narwhal.
Higxencim created vertebrates three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higxencim, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Higxencim, it will think nothing of it.
Higxencim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Higxencim's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higxencim.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. You must never eat bread.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.