Timvagrag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying meerkat.

Timvagrag created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Timvagrag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timvagrag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Timvagrag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Timvagrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not listen to music.