Tundussceb is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless
bee.
Tundussceb created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tundussceb, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Tundussceb, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Tundussceb's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Tundussceb's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear orange clothing.
2. Tundussceb must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Never jump in holy places.
4. Tundussceb loves mice, so they must be honoured.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.