Mumsabveg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise meerkat.

Mumsabveg created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumsabveg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumsabveg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mumsabveg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mumsabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Mumsabveg on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.