Bifrowkin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, slow yak.

Bifrowkin created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifrowkin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bifrowkin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bifrowkin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bifrowkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bifrowkin.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.