Tunomtten is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing raven.

Tunomtten created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunomtten, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tunomtten, he will ignore you.

Tunomtten's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tunomtten's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.