Kophiglarn is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, confident
badger.
Kophiglarn created matter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kophiglarn, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Kophiglarn, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Kophiglarn's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Kophiglarn's Holy Commandments1. Put Kophiglarn first in all things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kophiglarn.
4. Never write about asteroids.
5. You must never eat spinach.