Pasminbut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful snail.

Pasminbut created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Pasminbut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasminbut, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pasminbut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pasminbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasminbut.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Run away from magenta whales, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.