Apptonkrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing centaur.

Apptonkrot created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Apptonkrot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Apptonkrot, he will turn you into a goat.

Apptonkrot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Apptonkrot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Put Apptonkrot first in all things.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not stand on grass.