Targnegquart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless camel.

Targnegquart created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Targnegquart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targnegquart, she will laugh at you.

Targnegquart's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Targnegquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.